Recently, some people have balked at the prospect of having to pay $11 million dollars to host a ConCon, or according to State Sen. Gary Hooser (D-Kauai, Niihau), upwards of
$20 million dollars. Not that I'm a big fan of spending taxpayer money, but what's the big deal over the cost of a ConCon when the Legislature seemed to have no problem blowing $59 million to widen a itsy bitsy road in West Oahu, and we're about to dish out $6 billion dollars for the proposed Honolulu steel wheel on steel rail project, and we hear so many Democrats saying "What's a little cash here and there, huh? It's
only $6 billion dollars!"
Here's my suggestion, and I mean this as reverently and respectfully as possible: why not make the ConCon a PPP where we fund it using private advertising dollars? This is America, isn't it? What's so wrong with a little commercialism? In that sense it'd almost be like the Olympics: we could host the ConCon in a nice five-diamond hotel, put the delegates in hotel rooms, and they wear Team ConCon outfits which feature the brands of all the sponsors. Coverage of the event would likewise have lots of commercials, and the official ConCon Committee Report would have the sponsor logos on them at the bottom. There would be an aggressive marketing campaign to get people to tune in and watch, and to add an extra zinger, each night we'd have a ConCon ceremony which would include performances by recognizable entertainers, celebrities, airshows, et cetera which the general public can buy tickets to.
So what if the ConCon has an official sports drink, official shoes, official hotel, official cell phone, official wireless company, and lots of product placement? The thing would pay for itself, don't you think?